Stabbert the Chicken | Cute But Killed 3D Printed Figurine

Maximum Cuteness. Minimum Survival Instinct.

Stabbert was just minding his own barnyard business when fate struck - literally. Now immortalized in rigid PLA plastic, this tragically stylish chicken sports a steel blade accessory that’s less “farm fresh” and more “fatal fashion.” It’s poultry with a plot twist.

3D printed with crisp detail and eerie charm, this piece is perfect for fans of dark humor, offbeat decor, and anyone who’s ever muttered “same” while looking at a chicken with a knife in its skull.

Product Details:

• 3D printed in durable PLA plastic
• Lightweight, rigid, and display-ready
• Sculpted blade and stitched accents
• Ideal for creepy cute collectors, spooky shelf stylists, and tragic poultry enthusiasts

Notes from the Workshop:

• Colors may vary slightly due to lighting and screen differences
• Minor imperfections may occur due to the nature of 3D printing
• Not intended for children or actual barnyard use

Stabbert’s not just a victim - he’s a vibe. Add him to your shelf and let the tragic poultry energy flow.

Impish Adjustments Available

Want a different color, size, or cursed tweak? Submit your request via our Impish Adjustments page and we’ll see what the Stitchlings allow.