The Snek of Unreasonable Length | 10ft Articulated Snake Figurine

Slithers Forever. Bends Without Mercy.

This isn’t just a snake — it’s a commitment. Measuring a full 10 feet long and fully articulated, The Snek of Unreasonable Length is a segmented shelf monster designed to coil, sprawl, and dominate any surface it touches. Whether you’re looping it around your display, draping it across your desk, or letting it lurk in the background of your product photos, this snek makes a statement: excessive, eerie, and unapologetically long.

Each segment is printed for smooth movement and satisfying poseability. It’s creepy. It’s cute. It’s unreasonable.

Includes:

• One 10ft articulated snake
• Fully poseable with interlocking segments
• Ideal for creepy cute collectors, horror decor fans, and lovers of absurd shelf creatures.

Notes from the Workshop:

• Figurine is decorative and not intended for outdoor use
• Minor surface variations may occur due to 3D printing process
• Not recommended for use near open flames or unstable rituals
• May cause territorial disputes with other shelf inhabitants

Coil It. Pose It. Fear It. Whether you’re building a cursed terrarium or just need a dramatic shelf serpent, The Snek of Unreasonable Length is ready to slither into your life.

Impish Adjustments Available

Want a different color, size, or cursed tweak? Submit your request via our Impish Adjustments page and we’ll see what the Stitchlings allow.