Slowbert the Sloth | Cute Knitted 3D Printed Figurine

Unmotivated. Unbothered. Undeniably Adorable.

Slowbert the Stitchling is the embodiment of procrastination in plushie form. With stitched detailing, a chubby pose, and a blank stare that says “eventually,” this 3D printed sloth figurine brings a peculiar calm to any space. Whether you’re into creepy cute companions or just need a reminder to chill out — really chill out — Slowbert fits the bill.

Printed in sturdy PLA plastic, he’s a shelf-ready dose of sleepy charm designed to keep your pace pleasantly plodding.

Includes:

• Stitched plush-style sloth figurine with sleepy expression
• Made from durable PLA plastic
• Ideal for slow-living fans, oddity collectors, and creepy cute enthusiasts

Notes from the Workshop:

• Colors may differ slightly due to screen and lighting settings
• Minor surface quirks are a natural part of 3D printing

Slowbert May Not Move, But He’ll Grow On You. Adopt this Stitchling sloth and embrace the power of doing nothing — slowly.

Impish Adjustments Available

Want a different color, size, or cursed tweak? Submit your request via our Impish Adjustments page and we’ll see what the Stitchlings allow.